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Only in America . . .

• Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!
• Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!
• Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!
• Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke!
• Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!
• Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless pieces of shit in the garage!
• Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!
• Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!
• Only in America...do we use the word "Politics" to describe the process so well. "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood~sucking creatures!"
• Only in America do we have drive~up ATM machines with Braille lettering!