What guys say...                        ...What they mean...
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It is just orange juice, try it.     3 more shots, and she'll have her
                                              legs around my head.

She's kind of cute.                  I want to bang her till I am 
                                             blue.

I don't know if I like her.          She won't blow me.

I need you.                          My hand is tired.

I had her.                           I had (wet dreams about) her all 
                                             week.

I really want to get to know you     ...so I can tell my friends about 
better.                                             it.

How do I compare with all your       Is my penis really that small?
other boyfriends?

You're the only girl I've ever       You are the only girl who has not
cared about.                         rejected me.

I want you back.                     ...for tonight anyway.

We've been through so much together. If it was not for you, I never
                                                              would have
lost my virginity.
        
I miss you so much.                  I am so horny that my roommate is
                                              starting to look good.

No, I do not want to dance           Shoot! She'll know that I have a
right now.                                      hard-on.

The break-up should not start        I want to have sex a few more 
for another 24 hours.                   times.


I am different from all the          I am not circumsized.
other guys.

I'm hungry.                          I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy.                          I'm sleepy.

I'm tired.                           I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie?        I'd eventually like to have sex 
                                                     with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?        I'd eventually like to have sex 
                                                     with you.

Can I call you sometime?             I'd eventually like to have sex 
                                                     with you.

May I have this dance?               I'd eventually like to have sex 
                                                     with you.

Nice dress!                          Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a    I want to fondle you.
massage.

What's wrong?                        I don't see why you are making 
                                             such a big deal out of this.

What's wrong?                        What meaningless self-inflicted 
                                             psychological trauma are you 
                                             going through now?

What's wrong?                        I guess sex tonight is out of the 
                                             question.

I'm bored.                           Do you want to have sex?

I love you.                          Let's have sex now.

I love you, too.                     Okay, I said it...we'd better 
                                             have sex now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your     I liked it better before.
hair.

Yes, I like the way you cut your     It doesn't look any different!
hair.

Let's talk.                          I am trying to impress you by 
                                             showing that I am a deep person 
                                             and maybe then you'd like to have 
                                             sex with me.

Will you marry me?                   I want to make it illegal for you 
                                             to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping)
I like that one better.              Pick any freakin' dress and let's 
                                             go home!

I don't think that blouse and that   I am gay.
skirt go well together.