19 ways to find out that it is time to get out of AIESEC...
1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
2. You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based organization."
3. You refer to dating as test marketing.
4. You can spell "paradigm."
5. You actually know what a paradigm is.
6. You write executive summaries on your love letters.
7. You think that it's actually efficient to write a ten page paper
with six other people you don't know.
8. You believe you never have any problems in your life, just
"issues" and "improvement opportunities."
9. You know every single piece of clip art in PowerPoint.
10. You explain to your bank manager that you prefer to think of
yourself as "highly leveraged" as opposed to "in debt."
11. Your three meals a day are a morning consumption function, a
noontime consumption function, and an evening consumption function.
12. You refer to your significant other as "my co-CEO."
13. Your favorite stories begin "Bob Jones, NCVPF, sat at
his desk and stared out his window..."
14. You believe the best tables and graphs take an hour to comprehend.
15. You insist that you do some more market research before you and
your spouse produce another child.
16. You've decided the only way to afford a house is to call your
fellow alumni and offer to name a room after them, if they'll help
with the down payment.
17. Your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid
bills.
18. You use the term "value-added" without falling down laughing.
19. You give constructive feedback to your dog.